Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Installing a husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8..0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?




First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend:

Cooking 3.0 and

Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Af is in town, so soon?

I swear she was just here and she was, 22 days ago. WTH is going on with me? I think it is stress related. On to cycle 19 we have officially passed the year and a half mark. I pray to God every night we do not reach the 2 year mark.


Monday, September 21, 2009

Urologist's in high demand

DH could not get in to see any Urologist until October 7th. I know it is only 16 days away but we have been waiting 17 months to conceive. So it looks like there won't be any news on our journey for a few weeks. I am not counting this cycle out yet but with his numbers I am doubtful.

On a happier note, I become an Aunt tomorrow for the first time. Not really but it is my cousin's baby and she is practically my sister and I will be called Aunt Erin. She is have a c-section at 7:30 am so lets all welcome Daegan Ashley into the world. Hip Hip Hooray!


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Swimmer results

"We have a bit of an issue to overcome", is what my Doc said when she called yesterday. Here are his numbers:

Volume - 1.8
Concentration - 2.2 million, normal is 20 million
PH - 8.5, normal is 7.2-8.0
Morphology - normal
Motility - normal
Time - normal

So it is good news that DH has sperm, just not a lot, and they are shaped right and swimming in the right direction. The doc thinks he has a varicocele, this is from google dictionary:

A varicocele forms when valves inside the veins along the spermatic cord prevent blood from flowing properly. This causes the blood to back up, leading to swelling and widening of the veins. (This is essentially the same process that leads to varicose veins, which are common in the legs.)

Varicoceles usually develop slowly. They are more common in men ages 15 - 25 and are most often seen on the left side of the scrotum. Varicoceles are often the cause of infertility in men.

The sudden appearance of a varicocele in an older man may be caused by a kidney tumor, which can block blood flow to a vein.

He will have to go see a urologist to have a simple surgery done to correct it, if that is the cause. I know several couples that the husband was diagnosed with this and got it fixed and got pregnant the very next month. I pray that we can get this taken care of quickly and be back on our journey to our baby. At least now we have a clear understanding of what is causing our infertility and have a new plan of attack. Until then...


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

SA today

Dh went in for his SA today, stay tuned...


Sunday, September 13, 2009

Shopping and dinner with Mom

I had the best day with my Mom today, we went shopping all day and then came back to my house and made Julia Child's meatloaf recipe with Mashed Potatoes and Cornbread casserole (courtesy of Mom). We went to Crate and Barrel, that just opened, first and then to the mall. We got inspired at Crate and Barrel to set up the table in a fancy way (see pictures below). It was really nice being able to spend the whole day together, it wasn't the same without my sister there to make it an officials girl's outing but a great day none the less. So here are some pictures of our table and the meatloaf. It may not look as good as it tastes but man I don't think I will make old fashioned Meatloaf ever again. I definitely recommend Julia's!!! I know this post is off topic but I had to share. There will be more TTC news this week I am sure. Till then, Bon Appetit!

Our table setting inspired by Crate and Barrel

The meatloaf...final product


Sunday, September 6, 2009

Next month, next month, next month...

The Inglorious Bitch showed last night while at the movies seeing Inglorious Basterds. She is a week early and I could really kill her right now just like Aldo Raine killed all those Nazis. I don't know what my plans are for next cycle but I think I need a break from all this. We'll see...


Friday, September 4, 2009

The human pin cushion

Well, I went and had my blood drawn this morning. Just call me the human pin cushion. What should have been 1 vial was actually 2 1/2. The vial kept only filling up half way and then stopping, the nurse said "either you aren't pumping any blood or something is wrong with the tube". Well I was sitting there breathing so it must be the tube. Finally after the 3rd attempt we got a full vial. I won't get the results back until Wednesday of next week. So now I am in a new kind of 1ww. Wish me luck!


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dis or Dat

So I am utterly confused at the moment. As you know I am on 50 mg of Clomid, round 2, well I am not sure that I O'd this month yet. I have not gotten a positive OPK since cd11 nor any other signs until today. When I did a check, and I won't gross you out with the details, but my CP has changed to high. YEA!!! I could be ovulating right now. Of course, POAS aholic I am had to pee on a stick, there wasn't even a 2nd line. WTF? I am so confused, I just don't know where to go from here. It is cd 19 and I am either in my 2 ww or still waiting to O. Oh the joys of trying to conceive. To top it off I decided not to temp this cycle because I thought it would be too stressful to do the Clomid, OPK's and temping. I couldn't be more WRONG!! Guess I learned that lesson. We will wait it out and see if the witch shows in 9 days or not.


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