Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Installing a husband


Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8..0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?


Signed,


Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


We recommend:

Cooking 3.0 and

Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck Babe!


Tech Support

2 lovely notes from friends:

Melissa G September 30, 2009 at 5:42 PM  

Ha, cute post. I saw your comment on Eileen's blog and thought I would give the MFI wave.

I'm sorry to say we are in a similar boat. Though yours has more hope than ours. We are currently undergoing IUI's with donor sperm.

Although it might take longer than you'd like to fix, the fact that his Morph and Mot are normal is very promising.

I hope you are able to move forward very soon.

Erin October 2, 2009 at 9:22 AM  

Hi Melissa, welcome to my blog! A friend of mine underwent IUI's with donor sperm and now have a beautiful baby girl. Good luck and baby dust to you.

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